Pooper Scooper Trouper

St. Louis has some pretty tough pooper scooper laws.

This lady had to dress up like this as punishment for not being a responsible pet owner.

If your pet does his duty, you do yours!

Oscar Material

Those faces on my back mean I'm a thespian, you know an actor.

You don't believe me?

The truth is I'm actually a cat.

White Tie and Tires

If you think I look sharp now, just wait until next week when I get my new white-wall tires!

I Need A Tailor

Either I'm putting on weight or this costume is not a size 2.

I think I'm starting to chafe.

Top Hat and Tails

I just got an invitation through the mails:
Your presence requested this evening, its formal
A top hat, a white tie and tails
Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails
Because I'm invited to step out this evening
With top hat, white tie and tails

I'm puttin' on my top hat
Tyin' up my white tie
Brushin' off my tails

I'm dudein' up my shirt front
Puttin' in the shirt studs
Polishin' my nails

I'm steppin out, my dear
To breathe an atmosphere that simply reeks with class
And I trust that you'll excuse my dust when I step on the gas

Irving Berlin

No Costume Needed

"OK, so my costume isn't too hot, but I didn't want anything that would hide my magnificence."

Like Father, Like Son

Like Father, Like Son.

Jester Needs a Joke

I'm supposed to make people laugh, but my heart's just not in it today. Do you know any good cat jokes?

Ready For A Swim

I'm ready for a swim. Which way to the beach?

Thanks Kelly.

Not Your Ordinary Hot Dog

This is Frank E. Footer. If he looks a little down its because his girl friend just left him for another dog who had more relish.

Thanks for the picture Rose Ann.